If it's broken, patay tayo d'yan

Hay nako! Sira pala ang wall clock namin sa kwarto. I think its batteries needed to be replaced. Anyway, the effy thing was... I was doing this label for the wedding on Saturday and I was taking my sweet time since it said on the clock that the time was 1:35 am. I mean, it's late but it's not late-late for me. I was planning on going to bed at 2 am tops since I have to wake up at 5 am. When I looked at the clock, it still is 1:35am and only then that I realized it is broken and it is already friggin' 3:07 am. Now I'll only have two hours worth of sleep, less even.
Entonces, baboo!