Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Your Royal Pudginess

I am so pudgy.

I want to lose weight. I've been trying to lose weight. I've had a few attempts~ jump rope, Pilates, no-carb diet, fruit diet, Del Monte Fruit Express diet. All were short-lived. May they rest in peace.

I am still fat and pudgy. When I was younger, I never ever ever thought I'd get this big. Life's a b*tch, I guess.

I cannot give up Coke. At least, not just yet. I love Coke. Coke makes me happy. Yes, I'm mababaw like dut. We're soulmates. Though I know that it is one of the main culprits for this ever-so-pudgy body of mine, I can't give it up. "Drink me! Drink me," said the Coke.

What should I do? Even my daddy is coaxing me to lose weight. Before he left for the province, he told me to go on a diet and to not eat rice. And if I remember correctly, his words were "Anak, magpapayat ka na. Hindi na yan katawan ng dalaga."

Waaaaahhh!

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