ZOMG! The super cute Rachel Bilson celebrates her 29th birthday today. If only I could look that young when I turn 29 (which will happen effin next year). But you know what, if I will be a cute 29-year-old like Rachel Bilson, I wouldn't mind. That would mean I would have to lose 30 friggin pounds to not look like a nanay. I would really really really have to take losing weight seriously so, 1) I will not look like as if I'm a mother of 2; 2) I will not look old; 3) I can fit into clothes that are not: a. tent-like; b. gives me a muffin top; and c. cuts my oxygen supply for being too tight.
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