so that's how chongga looks like

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Wow, what a way to end the day! And that's a sarcastic wow, by the way. Though subconsciously, I was waiting for it to happen. I knew chongga wouldn't take this one sitting down. She is chongga after all. But after all is said and done even if we think that she still doesn't have the right to dictate to people where they can or cannot work, in the end I just don't want any fuss because of this situation. I'd rather live in peace, thank you. So let me.

Chongga Update

I arrived at the plaza around 5pm. When I passed by Chongga's lair, I saw that she was outside, talking loudly to a woman who I saw was with my girls when they entered the village gate. Still unsure where the loyalty of my girls lie, I asked them right away, right from the moment I opened the door, why Chongga was talking to that woman they were with earlier this afternoon.

And that's when they told me Chongga has declared war on us. Fine. Siya nauna.

She told one of my girls to relay this message to us:
Sabihin mo sa amo mo, mga bastos sila.
Bakit sila nagbababa ng presyo?
Bakit sila nagpro-promo?
At sabihin mo kay ****, p.i. niya!

Whoa! Andami nun ha. Pero sa totoo lang, natawa ako dun. As in. Sore loser. Asar-talo. Pikon. First, what the hell does she care if we launch a promo? It's called a strategy, my dear. And what the hell does she care if we adjust our operating hours?

Mommy told me not to be scared of her. I'm not. I just want to avoid conflict (and confrontations) as much as possible. 'Pag nagparinig daw, sumagot ako. Pero ayoko. I won't stoop down to her level. Asal-squatter siya. And I know better than that so... che!

Chongga Strikes Again

Chongga see, Chongga do
Stupid Chongga

Chongga must have thought that I wasn't in there yesterday. She went in and upon seeing that I was there, just said that we are all invited to their nail spa's opening today. But I know she didn't go there to just invite us to their stupid opening. Stupid Chongga.

Unang una, I won't attend your stupid opening because we're not friends. Why would I be friends with someone who just ripped off our idea and tried to pirate our employees, hence the line "'Pag magtayo ako nail spa, take all ko kayo." And please, she's putting up her monochromatic, cheap-looking nail spa just two stalls away from us. So there.. we can't be friends and I will not go to your stupid opening/blessing... baka may lason pa pagkain niyo.

And I bet had I not been there, she could have stayed longer and talked shit and persuaded again my employees to transfer to her eyesore spa. I don't care if I sound like a competitive lunatic here... You know what... I wouldn't be this furious had she put up her nail spud somewhere far, far yonder and had she not tried to pirate my employees. But she did that's why I am fuming...

And I don't care if she's frickin' rich because she still doesn't have frickin' taste. Money can't buy class after all. Manggagaya na nga lang, mas pangit pa! F*ck off, Chongga and don't ever let your frickin' stubby toes enter my domain or else... I will frickin' wish for you to bleed to death... Bwahahaha!!!

Hmmm... I was actually thinking of doing something mean. If you think about it, it is not bad or mean... but the fact that it might affect them is somewhat... mean. But I studied all about patents and trademarks and I know that if I take a picture of their ugly tarp and give it to _______, they might be actually forced to think of an original name. Ano ba 'yan! Lahat ginaya! Intsik nga sya... lahat imitation- Made in China!

After all, imitation is the best form of admiration...
Ultimo lalagyan ng nail polish pareho kami.